Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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