I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
they need to just BURY HIM!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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