You're a womanizer and a bitch.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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