If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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