Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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