Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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