Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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