well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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