belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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