You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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