We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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