I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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