sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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