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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
