youre lurking in front of me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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