Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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