Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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