girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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