loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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