I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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