I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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