i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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