Umm I'm too high to move.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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