return my video game
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
