we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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