It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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