Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Randomize
