real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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