we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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