question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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