love makes seman taste better
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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