Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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