cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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