Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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