I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Blood and glitter go together right?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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