Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
