No awkward lesbian experiences without me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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