I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
