so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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