That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm determined to sit on that face.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
