Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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