Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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