I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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