I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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