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say what?
wanna hang out?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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