this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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