check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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