only if we run a train.
done.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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