Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
