So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I need to calm my uterus...
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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