Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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