Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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