I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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