office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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