its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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