he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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