Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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